My name is Selby

I'm 20 and live in Toronto

I'm trying to be funny

 

nocoolguys:

Dear Lord, blessed be thy Phil. Let us not totally shit the bed against Boston tonight. Amen.

In the name of the Phil, the Thrill, and the Holy Mackinaw

nocoolguys:

Dear Lord, blessed be thy Phil. Let us not totally shit the bed against Boston tonight. Amen.

In the name of the Phil, the Thrill, and the Holy Mackinaw

unholly-wood:

“What a tremendously hostile world that a rat must endure.”
Inglourious Basterds (2009)

unholly-wood:

What a tremendously hostile world that a rat must endure.

Inglourious Basterds (2009)

nocoolguys:

Bored at work/new haircut selfie

take a gander at this hot tub of man meat

nocoolguys:

Bored at work/new haircut selfie

take a gander at this hot tub of man meat

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